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Screw you guys, I'll build my own Tumblr with Blackjack, and Hookers. In fact, forget the Tumblr and the blackjack. Ehhh, screw the whole thing.
Posted on 31st Jul at 9:32 PM, with 85,891 notes

letmelickyournipples:

my sister borrowed my laptop so i checked the history and it was this picture refreshed 246 times image

Posted on 31st Jul at 9:32 PM, with 73 notes

mtg-talk:

Combo of the Day: Their life total is 10 and they’ve milled a very large number of cards (assuming EDH)

Edit: Yes, this does work. The Sphinx changing life totals counts as loss of life (or life gain). “2/1/2009 For a player’s life total to become 10, what actually happens is that the player gains or loses the appropriate amount of life. For example, if the targeted player’s life total is 4 when this ability resolves, it will cause that player to gain 6 life; alternately, if the targeted player’s life total is 17 when this ability resolves, it will cause that player to lose 7 life. Other cards that interact with life gain or life loss will interact with this effect accordingly.”
Posted on 31st Jul at 9:28 PM, with 76,300 notes
rizaoftheowls:

iamthedukeofurl:

98% of this image is pure badass
Then there’s Armstrong’s little hair loop.

Are you suggesting the Hair Loop, which has been passed down by the Armstrong family for generations, which has survived countless battles and remained perfectly coiffed, is not a testament to the ELEGANCE and STRENGTH of the Armstrong legacy?!

rizaoftheowls:

iamthedukeofurl:

98% of this image is pure badass

Then there’s Armstrong’s little hair loop.

Are you suggesting the Hair Loop, which has been passed down by the Armstrong family for generations, which has survived countless battles and remained perfectly coiffed, is not a testament to the ELEGANCE and STRENGTH of the Armstrong legacy?!

Posted on 31st Jul at 9:25 PM, with 126,515 notes

scurrilizzie:

mirahxox:

trillaryclinton:

loveniaimani:

blessedbeyoundmeasure15:

pimpkage:

chubby-jean:

camerapits:

saintimpala:

OH MY GOD

OH

MY GOD

wHAT

…I’m not touching that pizza…

Oh LAWD

image

perfect gif usage

Wtf
I can’t stop laughing

i love stop motion so much.

Posted on 31st Jul at 9:14 PM, with 338,098 notes

unlawfulme:

flamboyantcatlover:

Ok I’m laughing my ass off haha

Reasons why I loved this show 😂

Posted on 31st Jul at 8:30 PM, with 46,031 notes
dongstomper69:

bent-duck:

fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care

financial security

anime titties

dongstomper69:

bent-duck:

fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care

financial security

anime titties

Posted on 31st Jul at 8:29 PM, with 311,769 notes

ackles-mjolnir:

you’ve been hit by

you’ve been struck by

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