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Screw you guys, I'll build my own Tumblr with blackjack, and hookers! In fact, forget the Tumblr and the blackjack. Ehhh, screw the whole thing.
Posted on 22nd Dec at 1:53 AM, with 444,963 notes

professsorlayton:

jackcrumsontheinternet:

The time draws near.

this is legitimately the funniest thing I have ever seen

Posted on 16th Dec at 3:58 AM, with 13,270 notes

darknetexclusivetouhouterrorcore:

zsnes:

darknetexclusivetouhouterrorcore:

zsnes:

eating pussy = taste bad, salty, takes too much time. never makes me laugh

watching television = lights and also colors, there is noises sometimes too. always makes me laugh every time

if u never laugh eating pussy bro i hate to break it to u but yur girls pussy isnt funny enough

whats clown pussy taste like you cotton candy idiot fuckin dummy

man: dr i am very depressed. i feel like life has no meaning

doctor: dont worry see great clown pussy in town, very funny

man: dr i am clown pussy

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Posted on 16th Dec at 3:47 AM, with 10,998 notes
bigbossdidnothingwrong083:
“ zyfaran:
“ bigbossdidnothingwrong083:
“Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes (2004)
”
Metal Gear Solid: Sons of Liberty (2001)
”
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater (2004)
”

bigbossdidnothingwrong083:

zyfaran:

bigbossdidnothingwrong083:

Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes (2004)

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Metal Gear Solid: Sons of Liberty (2001)


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Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater (2004)

Posted on 16th Dec at 3:47 AM, with 22,939 notes

radiation:

this is………in the official garfield 40th anniversary art book

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Posted on 4th Dec at 9:56 PM, with 12,109 notes
hey mutual’s..

puyopuyo:

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Pls don’t get flagged

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